SOOOO I'm pretty bad at this whole blog thing, if you couldn't tell. I really need to write more, but I'm a busy bee. Also my computer is a piece of shit and it's now decided to not connect to my phone so it's been hard to get my pictures from my phone to my computer. I also just have so many pictures that I don't even know which ones to post. All of them??? It's kind of an annoying process to upload photos to this page anyway, it's slow and you have to do it in a weird way and I DON'T LIKE IT. Usually, I write from work because that's when I have the most free time lmao, but I'm using a work computer so obviously I don't have my pictures on here, I mean I guess I could put them on a flashdrive or my external hard drive lol, but that's an extra step I don't wanna take. I'm a lazy shit. I'm assuming all of you know that PORTUGAL WON THE EURO CUP!!!!!!!!!! AND I WAS THERE, well not like there there because the game was in France obviously, but I witnessed the celebration and being in a crowd full of fans that went absolutely crazy when we scored and then won! It's really awesome because I got to see them play their last game in Portugal before they went off to France and they won 7-0. Then I got to experience being in the country all throughout the Euro Cup. The streets were filled with celebrating people.
STORY TIME!! On Wednesday last week, Portugal won their game against Wales in the semi-final. I watched half the game with ______ (shit I didn't come up with a name for him yet, I'll just continue to call him my boy) at my place and we were like ok if we're losing we'll just stay here, but if we're winning, we'll go out to where everyone watches the game. We scored, so we ran over to the Praça and it was so crowded, there was no way we were going to get past anybody to see the screen. We noticed a bunch of people had climbed the statue to watch the game, which is like highly illegal, but the cops were watching the game so they didn't give a shit haha. He was like should we climb up there? I'm like fuck yeah we should. There's these tall bars around it, so people don't climb on it lol, but we climbed up them and got to the top. It was so awesome, watching the game from up there. My friends were sending me snapchats from down in the crowd and I'm sending them snapchats back like HA LOOK WHERE I AM!!!! Then we won!! And the cops came and ruined the fun as soon as the game was over lol. So on my way down those bars, I fell into one with my leg and it hurt so bad, I knew it was going to bruise, it was so sore. I will post the pics of it eventually because it was so gnarly and I took a picture of it almost every day so it's really cool to see the transition of it and the changing colors. I love bruises, they're so cool looking. It's Friday today, a week and a half later, and there's still a little bruise there lol. It was like 3 inches away from my crouch too, so I'm super lucky it wasn't my actual crouch because that would hurt like a bitch and I probably wouldn't be able to have sex. It hurt really bad when I shaved though, ok tmi. Anyway, since we won that game, we were now headed to the FINALS!!!!!!! They made the game on a Sunday, those assholes. I already decided no matter if we win or lose, I wasn't going to work the next day haha. (Hopefully my work doesn't find my blog lmao). I don't really know what I did that weekend, I think I just got drunk. Oh wait yeah yeah on Friday, I got to see MARTA!!!! MOMMA MARTA <3333. FINALLY! It was so good to see hear, she's so cute. Then we had a welcome dinner with the whole group at this super fancy place right on the water. It was amazeballs. I gotta upload the pics. Damn I wish I was on my computer because I could, but I'm stuck at stupid work even though my boss is in a meeting and I have nothing to do?? Actually I have something to do, but my boss has the flashdrive with the stuff I need on it, soooo. I'll just edit this post once I get to my computer and include photos :). So yeah we had dinner then me and friends went to the bars. We got kinda drunk off wine at the dinner then we made the executive decision to buy 40 shots for 9 euros HAHA. Me and Lars (my girlfriend, Lars is her nickname) were sneaking shots the whole time, like everyone else probably had 5, but we had like 10. She's awesome and super fun and funny. I'm gonna fucking miss her dammit. The shots weren't real shots either, it was like 75% juice and 25% alcohol haha. I don't really know what happened the rest of the night, we probably went to Music Box (this club) and fucked shit up. On Saturday, I have no recollection of what happened right now.... maybe we went to the mall? No we went to the mall during the week. OH they went to the farm for their class and I stayed at home with my friend Cristina who is also super awesome. We went to the mall! AND I RAN INTO MY BOSS! We were at the rich people mall and of course this bitch had 2 huge shopping bags with her. I'm not giving my girl friends fake names cause like it's not like anybody knows them anyway and nothing bad is being said, just that we been drankin. We got Starbucks at the mall like the basic Americans we are and it wasn't the same :( and they didn't accept gift cards. Lame. Then we took the metro back towards home and Cristina wants to get a tattoo so we stopped by my boy's tattoo shop he works at and he showed her some fonts and I think she's gonna get it next weekend. We waited for him to get off then we went back to the dorm and I think me and him stayed in, yeah we did. We watched The Nice Guys and smoked joints in bed. And dudes if you haven't seen The Nice Guys, go fucking watch it, like right this second, stop reading this stupid post and go watch it!!!! It's so funny. He ended up having to leave in the middle of the night because his grandpa was rushed to the hospital :( but he's ok! On Sunday, I got some coffee with Cristina and Lars and then we got ready for the game, went out to dinner at this really cool and cheap place like everything was 1 euro. The game started at 8 but we wanted to get a good spot, so we went there around 7 and they played music before to get us hyped. Then we watched the game and it was so crowded but fun. We were sipping wine and chilling. It was the 2nd half and we still hadn't scored. I was so stressed out, actually we were all stressed out. Then we went into overtime, still no score. Went to penalty kicks as I assumed it would and WE FUCKING SCORED!! Everyone went so crazy when we finally scored, it was so damn amazing, we were all jumping up and down and yelling and hugging each other and crying tears of joy. There was still about 15 minutes left of the game though, but France didn't end up scoring. WE WON WE WON OUR FIRST NATIONAL TITLE WE BEAT FRANCE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 GAMES!!! It was such a big deal for Portugal, like I'm so proud of them. They had fireworks and music and everyone was celebrating. We watched them get the Euro Cup on the TV and they played We Are The Champions! Loved it. Loved every second. ONE OF MY SNAPCHATS GOT ON THE LIVE STORY!!!!!!!! AND I'M SCREAMING YEEEAAAH IN IT LIKE 1 MILLION SOMETHING PEOPLE SAW THAT SHIT! It was the 2nd to last one on the story and it said "the Euro Cup is ours"! I've submitted to soooo many live stories and never got on them so that was fucking raaaad. We went back home to drink a little before going out to the bars. Then we went out and everyone was out, celebrating and drinking and all the cars were honking. We made a new friend, this absolutely fucking hilarious girl named Mica from the Netherlands. Dude I've never met someone so funny and so weird. Like this girl was awesome. All the bars closed and they were too drunk to go to the clubs so my boy and his friends took us to a park. OH HOW COULD I FORGET, I ALMOST GOT IN A FIGHT! Some bitch like pushed me and Lucy out of the way on the street so I'm like damn this bitch just shoved us and she turns around and is like what'd you call me? I'm like a bitch, bitch. She fucking shoved me in the tit and it hurt so bad cause it was right on my piercing!!! Then she walked away and I was like fuck you, she turns back around and is like what'd you say? I'm like I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH CAN YOU NOT HEAR?? She shoved me again IN THE TIT! So I shoved her back and we were about to get into it but her stupid boyfriend came and took her away haha. All the while, my boy and his friends are inside a store getting drinks lmao. Then some creepy guys tried to hit us so we were like alright we need to find them haha. Anyway, we went to this park and just ran around and acted like weirdos at like 3 am. We smoked joints and caught Pokemon and tried to climb some trees. Eventually we made our way back home and went to sleep at like 4:30 haha. I could not go to work the next day, I told them I had food poisoning lmao even though I'm pretty sure they know that was a damn lie. Yup so I always end up not meaning to write a lot, but then I end up with these long ass posts. I just have a lot to say I guess and it's because I never update enough. I'm gonna go get a coca-cola and poke a smigeratte. I've been falling asleep at work all week. HA OH FUNNY SHORT STORY: I totally fell asleep at work on Wednesday like mouth wide open and slouched over in my chair and then someone slaps me in the face and I'm like oh shit (I think I was only asleep for a few minutes) but I look up and it's fucking Sam!!!! I thought I was dreaming lmao because I was like wtf are you doing here!! (It's really weird calling him Sam, because that's not actually his name haha). Damn privacy. Ok I'm really thirsty, bye.
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Maddie Lang
Dreamer. Adventurer. Wallflower. Lover. Fighter. Kentuckian / Californian. Finding my purpose in the world. Archives
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